Faulty Human
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Now have fiberglass embedded in arms after tucking said wires under carpeting… and leaning on fiberglass insulation under carpeting.
Derp. *scratch scratch scratch*
(Source: iraffiruse)
(Source: iraffiruse)
(Source: iraffiruse)
Last September-ish. I bought a 5 lb bag of the tasty little devils. I forgot about that bag. I opened a cupboard today in which I was certain nothing was stored.
I was wrong.
I found the potatoes.
Or rather, I found a potato bush in my cupboard. I had to use a knife to cut the beast out of my cupboard.
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Really? Half? So… 3? And that’s funny, because that site’s coming up as a scam/phishing site from where I’m sitting. Die in a fire you scamming piece of shit. I hope your children suffer a fate worse than death and wither away before your eyes while you can do nothing more than cry your helpless, worthless, scumbag self to sleep each night, knowing that their utterly painful existence is your doing. You sicken me.
Dear Best Buy,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Everyone
